I Blog...Therefore I'm Not

Sun Jul 5

tylercoates:

“Honestly, I know nothing about basketball. All I know about is politics… I don’t know who the hoop is, I don’t know who the ball is. I’m confused by the analogy but I’ll let it go because I don’t know anything about sports.”

- Anderson Cooper, during his interview with Palin’s spokeswoman. (via The Awl)

And to think that this lightweight could have been a heartbeat from the presidency.

Fri Jul 3
Doesn't This Just Scream Blown Off Fingers?
Thu Jul 2

Things That Are Cute

Kittens with big eyes.

Small children going to church.

Elderly couples that hold hands.

Things That Are Not

Putting your napkin in your full water glass at the end of your meal.

dangurewitch:

Web Site Story, CollegeHumor’s Internet musical. This is a serious, serious doozy. Written and directed by Sam Reich, produced by CH Originals (I’m just getting the Tumblr train going). We’re all really excited about it. If you are too, you can Digg it.

This is really really good stuff.  Three thumbs up.

Mon Jun 29
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74/the-landlord-from-will-ferrell-and-adam-ghost-panther-mckay
Fear Pearl the Landlord.
Sat Jun 27

Now That Was Music

New guy at work started singing “Come Dancing” last night.

“They would spend up all their wages for the week…just for a cuddle and a peck upon the cheek.”

There’s a name for girls like your sister, buddy.

Good stuff.  A time of greater innocence.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

rrjacobs:

songsyouusedtolove:

Day 127.

tylercoates:

I BIND YOU, NANCY.

There is a reason why this film won an MTV Movie Award for Best Fight.

This was my brother and me when we played Strat-O-Matic

Fri Jun 26

Marketing Rawks

The other day there was a person dressed as a pink pig holding a sign that said BBQ.  The pig danced, strutted, and pirouetted.

How I knew this was 2009 was when the pig began to text.