May 2012
6 posts
Stadium Dining Guide →
A Northwest "Futbol" Revolution →
Intercollegiate Satire →
Mom Deserves More Than a Card, Bucko →
http://fishduck.com/2012/05/ncaa-probe-complete-2/ →
April 2012
9 posts
You Can't Get There From Here →
Mad Men Meet Spring Football →
The Tax Man Bloweth →
AP: "Temperatures in the lower 48 states were 8.6... →
inothernews:
In other news, Republicans stood next to their opened Frigidaires and inside their air conditioned mansions and insisted everything was okay.
Rabbit's Don't Lay Eggs, Y'all →
March 2012
14 posts
http://fishduck.com/2012/03/im-rich/ →
Musings from an erstwhile lottery winner.
NY TIMES EDITORIAL: "Stand Your Ground laws are... →
“Rape and incest was used as a reason to oppose this … I would hope that when a...”
– Chuck Winder, Idaho state senator, suggests women use rape as an excuse for abortion right before the Idaho Senate passed a bill which requires women to have an ultrasound prior to obtaining an abortion. The bill makes no exception for victims of rape, incest, or medical emergencies. (via rcabbasi)
...
“Of course you get rid of Obamacare, that’s the easy one, but there are others....”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, continuing the GOP’s war on women. And common sense and decency.
(via)
Memo to those who truly believe that President... →
inothernews:
Get out of your car
and empty the contents of your gas tank into a canister
and take that canister to the nearest refinery
and have them convert your gasoline into the petroleum it previously was
and have them transport said petroleum back to its point of origin
(if it came via pipeline, have the pipeline operator reverse flow and send it back that way;
if it came via cargo...
http://fishduck.com/2012/03/and-if-elected-i-solemn... →
“A lame apology on his website, in which he says he didn’t mean to personally...”
– Talk radio host DON IMUS, lashing out at Rush Limbaugh over his “slut” comment and subsequent “apology,” during a simulcast on the Fox Business Network.
(via Mediaite)
inothernews:
I hope Rick Santorum asks Siri to call him “rock god” and Siri answers “whatever you say, Yanni” instead.
February 2012
13 posts
On the rich getting less rich: "People who don’t... →
inothernews:
I don’t know whether to cry or pull my hair out or both.
Lenten Ideas
If anyone is wondering about what to for alms-giving, I’m really poor.
Republican book titles, Vol. 1
inothernews:
The Tyranny of Tyranny
The Tyranny of Freedom
The Freedom of Tyranny
American Tyranny Freedom
America!
Tyranny Freedom America
The Freedom of Liberty
Liberty And Tyranny Sitting In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, And We Won’t Let Liberty Have An Abortion
Tyranny Is Okay For Abortions
Liberty But No Abortion
The Tyranny of Abortions
Oh You Mean There’s Really Tyranny In Iran? Bomb...
Happy Birthday Sarah
May all things bright and beautiful be given unto you. :)
AP: Karen Handel resigns from the Susan G. Komen... →
inothernews:
Yeah, nothing about this brouhaha was political at all.
More About the Komen Hit on Planned Parenthood →
The difference between you and Mitt Romney is that...
Via Unicorn Booty: "A desperate plea from an... →
January 2012
9 posts
Over the Threshold →
When someone “Likes” something that I put up, I always check out what they have to offer. I’m glad I did. Thanks to somethingsecure for this.
Christ and Homosexuality
There’s an ongoing joke about Jesus’s ideas on homosexuality: A pamphlet is titled “What Jesus Said About Homosexuality” and you open it and it’s blank, page after page, blank.
Of course, that’s true. Jesus never mentioned homosexuality. Though He did mention Sodom and Gomorrah, using them as examples of inhospitality to strangers—AND neglecting to...
Transcript of tonight's Republican debate.
MODERATOR: Hi. Here we are again. Let's get right to it and start with Speaker Gingrich. Sir, please don't get mad tonight.
GINGRICH: No.
ROMNEY: Freddie Mac! Resigned in disgrace! I'll release my 2012 taxes after I'm President! (Smarmy laugh.)
PAUL: Why am I here?
SANTORUM: I still hate gay people. And I'm still a huge dick. Look at my sweater vest! Obama's a Muslim!
MODERATOR: Does anyone here have anything of substance to offer?
GINGRICH: I hear Santorum is some sort of substance.
(All laugh. Except Santorum, whose wife runs onto the stage.)
MRS. SANTORUM: Don't pick on my husband! He just hates gay people!
MODERATOR: Security, please escort Mrs. Santorum off the stage.
ROMNEY: I pay Cayman Islands offshore taxes investments Bain Capital, uh, universal healthcare reform no, Obama must go!
PAUL: Why am I here?
SANTORUM: Still with the hating of the gay people. Sweater vests! (Takes off shirt.)
MODERATOR: Thanks all. We're going to commercial and when we come back, I'm going to ask the candidates, "Why even bother?" Stay tuned.
